Speak of the Devil

A Satanist's views on the world today.


I just called to say "I Love You"
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Some Jehovah's Witness called. He didn't say he was a Jehovah's Witness, I'm just guessing because that's what they do: witness (read: bother people). I didn't want to fry the poor guy's brain by saying I'm a Satanist and Hail Satan to him. I did decline his free book he was trying to offer me. He said at least 2 bible verses. I didn't really want to correct him by saying that the christian bible is filled with inaccuracies and contradictions. But here's the thing: when you live in the United States like I do, everyone assumes you're a christian. There's just one thing you can do when some idiot calls you on the phone to preach: Smile, nod, and act polite, lest you get involved in a shouting match to some total stranger about religion (though you would obviously end up the victor.) "Wouldn't it be nice to not be sad any more?" he asked. I could have replied "Sure, but has it occured to you that maybe the reason for all the sadness is God himself?" I mean, he created people, therefore he created misery, as well as every other human emotion. I don't know, maybe I'm just telling this story because there happens to be nice people who go about worshipping Satan. Anyway, until next time, Hail Satan!

Honorable Christian deaths
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Hey, gang, apparently the people who make the GUNS to SHOOT the people in Iraq and Afghanistan are Jesus freaks.
This story for more info.

"Jesus is the light of the world...now DIE from a bullet, heathen!" Not very Christian-like, is it?
It's been a while since I updated this blog, I know, but I'm back! Hail Satan!

Thou Shalt Steal
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Apparently the economy is so bad, one priest is advising people to break a commandment. The one new commandment is Thou Shalt Steal.

I am sick of the Best Buy ads that pop up each time I want to update my blog. The irony is that I already shop at Best Buy. I even have one of their stupid cards. Maybe I should boycott Best Buy. I hardly BUY anything there, and their commercials are stupid. I have opened up another blog here in case Best Buy drives me insane. Starting in 2010, I will be updating both blogs simultaneously.

Winter Solstice
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Wishing you and your loved ones a happy Winter Solstice. I like my meaning of this holiday season: The beginning of the season of Darkness. Hail Satan, Master of Darkness and Bringer of the light of truth!

To Purgatory You Go!
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There's a lot of stuff on TV, especially if you have digital cable. The "Global Catholic" network EWTN is very interesting. If you ever wanted to know what a Catholic Mass is like, they have one every day. Most of the time, the guy stands there and says the same thing a whole bunch of times, and the audience says the same thing a whole bunch of times. Makes me wonder if jehovah is in heaven counting the number of times people at church say something and will punish them severely if they don't follow the rules. That's one thing I like about Satanism: No church to go to every Sunday. All you have to do is love and worship Satan. HAIL SATAN!

Doggy Hell
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Ever since I became a Satanist, I've always wanted to end my life and go be with Master Satan. Actually, I've wanted to kill myself before I became a Satanist. I wrote a song called "Black Place" before I became a Satanist, describing peace and tranquility out of a life so filled with rage and malaise. Now I realize that place would be Hell. Where sinners who don't worship Satan get what's coming to them while we get to watch. Now my dog is sick, and I want him to be euthanized, while Mom refuses (I'm a grown adult who lives with his mom due to "health reasons".) I just want the poor thing to stop suffering. With this setup, the dog would go to Hell and be happy. That's all I want. No matter how all the Satanists go out and kill animals in His name, I see my Master as compassionate when it comes to animals. I mean, why make animals suffer when they don't know any better. If they had a choice to worship every god out there, they're so smart they'd see no reason not to worship Satan. Like LaVey wrote, "Man [is] just another animal, sometimes better, but more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his 'divine spiritual and intellectual development,' has become the most vicious animal of them all."

My god's better than your god!
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More proof that islam is evil and destructive to one's health: Ramadan. During Ramadan, you can't eat or even DRINK from sunup to sundown. Fasting is such a stupid idea. Excuse me, but hunger hurts and I need food, regardless of if the sun is shining or not. And also, while researching Wikipedia, I have come to the realization that the god of judiasm and the god of islam is the SAME GOD. Although not stated anywhere in Wikipedia, the similarities between the two religions are startling: Fasting during Ramadan or Yom Kippur, Both muslims and jews can't eat pork. I think I should be able to eat any friggin animal I want, regardless of if they have "cloven hooves" or not. And since I think the god of judiasm/christianity and the god of islam is the same, jihad I believe is renedered useless, since most of the world is one of these three religions. Note I said the word MOST. There are still a few sane people left. People who haven't been suckered in to the "joys" of christianity (read: SACRIFICES of christianity.) People who haven't been tempted by the belief of getting 72 virgins if you go be a suicide bomber (question: What happens when you have sex with all 72 of them? You get no more virgins!) I do believe in Satan, I do believe the only rule needed in practicing Satanism is to love Satan, and I do believe that I should be able to break the laws and commandments of christianity (and, unfortunately, of law enforcement). So, until next time, HAIL SATAN!


Halloween
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I know, it's been a long time since I posted here, but I figured with the most holy day of the year (at least for me, anyway) coming up, I thought I'd wish everyone a happy and safe Halloween. Halloween is a good time of year for me, too, because my birthday is November 2. (My due date was Halloween, but I didn't want to come out, LOL.) So, I am going to go out for dinner for my birthday on Halloween, and have some cake and stuff on November 1. I'm going to carve my green pumpkin tomorrow, and the Halloween lights are all out. Unfortunately, we don't have any trick-or-treaters where we live, so Mom goes to the store and gets me candy and I eat it. So, this weekend is a most Holy of Holies Celebration of sorts.

Hail Satan newsletter
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The first of what I hope will be many newsletters about Satanism can be found here.
http://www.atari2600land.com/hailsatan/


Yesterday, I put up the Halloween lights. I haven't seen much about Halloween on TV much. Hopefully this will change once the month progresses.

Happy belated equinox!
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I don't know how, but I competely forgot about the Autumnal Equinox. I got the black candles all ready and when the time came, I just forgot. Well, I'm deifinetly not going to forget about Halloween, what with all the displays in the stores and stuff on TV, etc. (Let's hope not.) The first issue of Hail Satan! (my new newsletter) will be up October 1. I will write a blog entry with the URL for it then. Until then, Hail Satan!

lights
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In case you don't know, I live with my mom. In case you're wondering why, keep in mind that i can't have a job due to some "illnesses" that I won't go into right now. Anyway, she's really adamant on putting up Halloween lights up before October. I said "Why not at the first day of Autumn?" she replied "October 1." Which is really irritating because all the shops have their Halloween stuff up on display. So, anyway, I am really looking forward to the Autumn because it was one of the hottest summers on record here, including that one day that it reached 107 degrees (Fahrenheit.) On my way out of the library, though, I noticed a publication for Pagans procuded in the area. I noticed they celebrate the equinoxes and solstices just like us, and they call Halloween the Samhain season. Makes me want to e-mail them to ask questions about the Pagans' views on Satanism in general. But what I'm really looking forward to is the Winter Solstice because that's the season for snow. And we usually put the Winter lights up the day after Thanksgiving. (Mom calls them Christmas lights, what're ya gonna do? The Christian holiday has taken over everything and we're all forced to celebrate Christmas.) Well, this year, I want the best display in the whole neighborhood. Well, that's it for now.


"psychotic" ramblings
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I was going through my grandparents' things when I came across all these Infinite Way newsletters. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, google Joel Goldsmith. In a nutshell, from what i can tell from what little I read of his writings, he's one of those "new-age Christians", possibly the very first one because he died in 1964! And what's even more pathetic, his website was last updated in 2003! Seems like ol' Joel's followers kind of abandoned him, huh? Well, anyway, I'm going to begin a Satanic newsletter called, appropriately enough, "Hail Satan!" Issue one has already been written and I'm just waiting for October to roll around so i can release it. I'll be posting one of my new ramblings (read: newsletter) every month on my website (which isn't about Satan, but I'm going to dedicate part of it to Satanism soon.) It seems like Satan doesn't really have a newsletter devoted to him, so I'd like to change all that. It's only one page long (I struggled to get one page of writing for the first issue.) So, anyway, even if I don't update this blog, I'll still put out an online Satanic newsletter every month. Keep hailing Satan!

Black candles
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Well, I finally did it. I found a store where I live that sells black candles. Now I can do an actual Satanic ritual. The store is actually for pagans, and they had a bunch of stuff with upside-down pentagrams (well, right side up for most people, but for Satanists, the top point is upside down and the two bottom points are on top.) The black candles were with a bunch of other different color candles, and the display said they were used to "get rid of negative spirits." It didn't really say to conjure them like I want to. I heard the woman working there talking about business and she said that it was brisk, so there must be a lot of Pagans in my area. Wonder how many Satanists are in my town. I saw a few copies of the LaVeyan Satanic Bible at Borders a month or so again. Makes me want to open a Satanic store that sells stuff like black candles, Satanic Bibles and other LaVeyan works, and other stuff. I doubt it would go over very well, just one of my dreams, the other one being to open a Satanic church. Like I said before, I'm not a LaVeyan Satanist, I actually worship Satan, and I really doubt there are a lot of people like me in my town. So, until next time, HAIL SATAN!

The definition of "Satan."
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Is Satan an actual deity, or just fate? The Satanic Bible says that all gods are of man's creation. I don't like faith. If you need faith to prove the existence of God, wouldn't it be the same to prove the existence of Satan? (that is, if Satan is a deity) I don't like faith, I need proof. So, what is proof of Satan's existence? I always thought there was a curse on me because bad things always happen to me. I have the worst luck. If I were to go to a roulette table and bet half of my money on 1-18 and the rest on the other half, the ball would end up on double zeroes. Are all the bad things going on in my life (and other people's lives) proof of an existence of a god, or is it just fate? Well, since my fate seems to be supernaturally bad, and since supposedly the one who controls fate is God, then I got it into my head that if I needed to worship anything, it obviously would be Satan. I've been hearing less and less that "Jesus loves you!" Must be because of the bad economy! Or else God is a wrathful god, who smites everyone, even those who worship him. I would certainly not worship a god who smites me. That must be why the Bible says to turn the other cheek, little do they know that it is God himself that is doing all the smiting. I've said it before and I'll say it again: It isn't Satan who is evil, but the christian God! christians just have their whole concept and belief system backwards, which is why I worship Satan.
 


The Ten Commandments: A Rebuttal (part 1)
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In 1969, Anton LaVey wrote in the Satanic Bible that he requested reasons for the ten commandments. I also do, but am going to go one step further and analyze them one by one.

I. Do not have any other gods before me.
The ten commandments were written when polytheism was popular a long long time ago, so this commandment is very outdated.

II. You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
So images of Jesus hanging on the cross is wrong? One of the many inconsistencies the Bible has to offer.

III. You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name.
Say the f word all you want but don't say 'God dammit!" seems kind of like a ridiculous rule.

IV. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy.
God forbid you miss church! Listen to a guy talk about Jehovah is boring. I've often wondered why people even go to church if they know everything that the pastor is saying.

V. Honor your father and your mother, so that your days may be long in the land that the Lord your God is giving you.
Well, I didn't want to be here in the first place. Aren't your parents the ones responsible for putting you here? That's not to say I don't HATE them, but I don't like the fact that they did the hanky-panky 26 years ago. Also, I don't think it's right to honor your parents if they abuse you (verbally or otherwise) or go around doing stupid things. That's just not right. What jehovah wants is for everyone in the world to love him and each other. What a boring world that would be. You can't not hate people. Even someone who says they don't hate people really hates someone.

Tomorrow, commandments 6-10 and a closing statement. That is where things get interesting.


"normal" views of Satanism
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When I told my mom i was thinking about doing a Satanic podcast, she got all mad and said "No you aren't!" Basically, her worry was that if the cops got a hold of me they'd arrest me just on the basis that I was Satanic. I think we need to change the rest of the world's views on people who worship Him. Sure there are certain Satan-leaning recording artists (think Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, and Ozzy Osbourne), but they're more Atheistic than anything else. Not all of us go around sacrificing babies in His name, heck, I got all teary-eyed when my Mom had my 16-year-old cat put to sleep earlier today, so I would never think about hurting a cat or dog (cows on the other hand, are pretty tasty, but still i don't think i could go through with killing one myself). Also, the "normals" think we go around committing violent crimes like murder and spraypainting graffiti and killing goats and stuff. While there may be a few confused teens who do that, most of us don't (of course, there are exceptions, like on a show I was watching, a guy who murdered people was apparently a Satanist because he kept saying "Hail Satan" in the courtroom. Anyone who murders another human is not worshiping anything.) I just thought I'd bring it up. So I guess it's just this blog for now. Not very many people (if any) read this, though.

Satanic media
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Along a stretch of 12th Street in the town where i live, there are two big pro-Christian billboards. One is anti-abortion, and the other is about how God can save marriages. Just once, I'd like to rent a billboard and put, in big red capital letters "HAIL SATAN!" against a black background. The way I figure it is, if God can have two billboards, Satan needs at least two, for an opposing viewpoint. I'd then go and take a picture of my billboards i rented triumphantly. But for now, it's all a dream. I'd really like to see the people's faces when they drive by and read the Satan billboard, especially the christians. I'd also like my own Satanic TV station, although I don't know what i'd air on it. Maybe a show called "Hail Satan!" with special guests like Diane Vera, or maybe even the fake Satanists like Blanche Barton. I'm surprised there is no TV or even radio show with a Satanic viewpoint. Maybe I should start a podcast, but, again, I don't know what I'd talk about. You can't say "Hail Satan!" over and over again forever. ;) Poor Satan, I think it's really time for some Satanic media of some means.

Satanic science
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I view Satan as my god just because all the other gods sound stupid and have unreasonable rules. I realize that with Satan being the bringer of truth and wisdom, you can believe in actual science *and* worship a deity at the same time. Christianity cannot accept most, if not all science. How many times is the word 'dinosaur' in the Bible? None. How many dinosaurs did Noah bring on the ark? None. That's because in the christian view, dinosaurs couldn't have possibly existed because they aren't in the Bible. Even today, no ark could handle two of every species of dinosaur on it. It'd have to be a pretty big ark to have even just two T-Rexs on it.  Christianity also disguises natural events to fit jehovah's needs. The church turned the winter solstice into Jesus Christ's birthday even though most theologists say he would have been born in the spring. But we can't do that because that's when Jesus died and supposedly resurrected. I, as a Satanist, don't believe in Jesus's power, so I can accept the solstices and equinoxes for what they are: natural occurences that have to happen, and not acts of Jesus.
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Confusion En Masse
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In yesterday's blog, I mentioned how I came to know Satan. What I didn't mention was at the time, I believed in a god, just not the Christian one. It just seemed to me that he didn't share the same views as I did. I was trying to find a god who believed the same things I did. I don't know why, but I felt that I guess I just needed to believe in something.

I'm going to talk about George Tiller, the late-term abortion doctor (yet he still went to church), who was shot and killed by a man who apparently hated what he was doing.  How could Tiller even think about doing late-term abortions if he attends a church? It seems to me that there are more and more people who, in their own minds, reject christianity's messages yet still attend church on a regular basis for some unknown reason. I know a Catholic liberal who the church would think would be "living in sin." See, when I think of the word "liberal," i think of a pro-choice, pro-gay-rights, pro-freedom person, something that does NOT come to mind when I think of the word "christian," because the Bible does not take kindly to those three things. And these church-attending liberals need to recognize that maybe they're not really christians after all. If these people need to recognize a god, then there is a god who agrees with the ideals of liberalism, and that god's name is Satan. And Satan isn't really as "evil" as the christian church makes him out to be.


Same-sex marriages and Satanism
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So, this is my blog, and I am a Satanist.
Not one of those LaVeyan Satanists, call me a devil worshipper.
Think I'm crazy? I don't mind.
Here's my story about how I came to Satan. It was about 5-10 years ago that I started thinking about christianity and how stupid it is. I don't know why, but I just did. So then I did some research on the subject of Satan (whose very name means He is against jehovah.) which led me to the works of Anton LaVey. While I do think he does have some valid points on Satanism, after reading his books, and seeing how he doesn't really believe in Satan, I just started to google "Satan worshippers", after which i found Diane Vera's page on Theistic Satanism. I then knew that my viewpoints and beliefs on Satan has a fancy title. So I do believe in a god, it just so happens that that god is Satan, who stands for freedom in everything, unlike other gods, who have a book of rules that you must obey or else your god will hate you. And now for today's blog topic.

I wonder how people in California can be so closed-minded as to vote to ban same-sex marriages. Think about it. San Francisco is famous for its homosexuality, while Hollywood is full of liberals. And yet, the state votes to ban it. While not gay myself, I do wish that gay and lesbian people all across America should be able to get married if they want to. We have lifted ourselves from the second millennium 8 years ago, a millennium chock full of christian beliefs and morals, and have ascended into millennium #3, which, while apparently people don't believe in christianity, they still believe gay marriage is wrong for some reason. Satan doesn't really care what your sexual orientation is. christians have been brought up to hate Satan, yet they still go to church while believing that homosexuality and abortions are OK, while it says in the Bible that they aren't. When will these people learn that their god thinks their beliefs are wrong?

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